Dabundis

I'm not saying you should sign up, interview, get the job, and then ghost them. That's NOT what I'm telling you to do.

"Anything that isn't nothing"

Helps me push through when executive dysfunction hits. Getting outside for even just a little bit is a whole lot better than staying inside while telling myself I'm going to run 3 miles, for example

The Sandlot for me

You can also do it without buying an expensive plane ticket but that hasn't stopped the idea of "raw-dogging a flight" from spreading

Meditation.

And this is the magical part where we recognize that both can exist

Interesting in concept i guess, but orders of magnitude less efficient than a train.

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone's ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

put an impact axe into one, it sticks in there and persists after burrowing

add a hard hat and you're in

To paraphrase NetShaq, some people like to take something known for being bullet proof and then treat babying it like it's their entire personality

Literally asking for it, how dare you attempt to enjoy a delicious seasonal fruit