DaCookeyMonsta

Me in response: "Well in that case *rolls d20 ominously"

Players: immediately become interested in discussing the fake weather

Or a "Let me just read my notes real quick before this next part"

Is this literally that Key and Peele skit made into a movie?

If the grenades dropped on the floor when most people were sitting at a table the table may have obstructed shrapnel and prevented it from reaching any organs whose breach would result in immediate death (heart, brain, etc.). It would have to hit a major artery to kill near quickly on the lower body which isn't a huge target.

Instead, it probably hit the legs and possibly some lower body organs, which can still be deadly but less immediate.

It's insane that the guy who dropped them at his own feet survived though. Dude must be half shrapnel at that range.

That was from the Castelvania show.

However I Am Legend is probably one of the first books to explain to explain vampires in a scientific rather than a magical way. In that it was psychological and they only hated religious symbols from the faith they had in life, and I believe that only applies to "undead" vampires and not living ones.

That's the eugenics guy right?

Is this surprising?

Hey Steve, have you considered wearing pants?

Background Penguin in speedo looks on disapprovingly

That's a different legal problem as there are situations where if you don't protect your trademark you can lose it. But I'm not a lawyer and don't know if that situation would apply to mods.

If he just read the bottle to see that it wasn't ranch me might have got it.

Tsundoggy

After it worked so well for Sonic -_-