Not sure how this is a shitpost, this is the most accurate interpretation I've ever seen of D&D shenanigans!
Crowfiend
joined 1 year ago
I play Satisfactory instead, but I felt that in my soul.
Satisfactory. It's been in early access for a few years now, 2019 I think? At the beginning of this year (2024) they announced the next update would be the 1.0 release. I've been playing it on/off for years, especially recently with all the strides they've made in development.
The game is like Factorio, but presented as an FPS. You get dropped onto a planet in a pod straight out of Halo: ODST by a space-future megacorp called Ficsit, with the goal of harvesting the planet's resources for Ficsit off-planet divisions.
I have almost 1500hrs in Satisfactory since I got it, there's no shortage of gameplay. Coffee Stain (devs) have been posting videos regularly, updating the community on new/discontinued features, revamped recipes and production rates, and even just being silly as much as being helpful, to the point where Coffee Stain is my go-to example of good devteam-community interaction.
Oh, and it also has a really good modding community, so if there's anything that's not in game, that you want in game, it's probably already been made by one or two modders.
Character is Nonon Jakuzure from Kill La Kill.
I was gonna correct you to say, "fuck right wing republicans, but then I realized there's no real difference. 🤷
"I will savor your every delectable scent until our next night together." --horny lizard gf
But the guy that slept through his own criminal trial will definitely not need a nap before/during the debate.
/s just in case
You'd probably like Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance games. They're dated (PS2 era) but really fun, and it's literally just Baldur's Gate, but more like Gauntlet-style rogue-like games. Real-time, not turn-based, and they're just side stories to the Baldur's Gate canon.
Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that's 160lbs in a year.
Holy shit that's a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.
Somebody got called 'psycho' a lot in high school and is still salty about it.
I mean, with those options it's only a 50/50 chance of doing it wrong, and if you do it wrong you know what to try next.