Copythis

joined 1 year ago
[–] Copythis 135 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I am a professional photocopier technician, focusing on office sized, but also desktop laser photocopiers. I am certified in HP, Lexmark, various Xerox models, and various Canon photocopiers.

I say with all of my heart: Fuck HP.

[–] Copythis 7 points 1 year ago

HOG CRANKED BARBS - Sent from Toto Washlet G450 Integrated Smart Toilet MS922CUMFG#01

[–] Copythis 5 points 1 year ago

"he just says what's on his mind! He's just like me!" - my parents probably.

[–] Copythis 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My buddies construction company had a 1 star review.

It was only one review, and it said "don't even know the guy" and nothing else.

[–] Copythis 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I found this on it. I find the last sentence comical:

"Called the Cat-Mew, it was designed to scare little rodents away from your premises, by letting out a meow ten times a minute. If you were in a home that didn’t allow pets, then it would seem like the perfect solution without laying down poison. If it even worked. Which it probably didn’t. Hence why it’s not around today."

I can't find any videos of it, but I did find one very strange video that has that picture in it. I'd really like to know how this works and what it sounds like.

[–] Copythis 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I fully understand that. I am a huge car enthusiast, I see right through it

[–] Copythis 2 points 1 year ago

A tech enthusiast will have all the smart devices in their house.

Somebody that works in tech will shoot the microwave if it beeps when it's not supposed to.

[–] Copythis 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should watch the Whang! Video on Brian Peppers! It's actually pretty sad

https://youtu.be/F5tj2eWRuDw?si=K9qns8WC4f7sV5fU

[–] Copythis 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I watched the mkbhd video on it.

It was like he was trying to make everything sound cool, even though he knows it's a disappointment.

[–] Copythis 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh I've practiced so much, I can focus now. I have to meet a lot of "strangers" every day for my job.

Also, I got a book called "how to win friends and influence people". I've been practicing all the techniques the book teaches on people and it absolutely works. I haven't read a book since high school. It's very well written!

Edit: the book specifically talks about sales a lot. That book is especially useful for sales.

[–] Copythis 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is what I'm here for. Please tell me more

[–] Copythis 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"bwaaaah!" - Hank Hill

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