ChronosTriggerWarning

joined 7 months ago
[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If only the person they voted for had said he intended to do this exact thing LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND PUBLICLY for the last 4 years...

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog..?

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 4 points 2 months ago

Could he then get dragged through cactai while strapped to someone's undercarriage and then step on rakes indefinitely? That'd be swell.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

"Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?"

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

"I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?"

"Nuh uh."

"Me neither. We never used the damn things."

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 2 months ago

Nintendo sues on grounds that they invented collaborations.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? "Let them fight."

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like it's time for Soup Containment Procedures!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 3 points 2 months ago

You sound just like my little weenie girl! I do try.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 12 points 2 months ago

“We have tons of highly curated and selectively edited behind the scenes dropping when the show does to show how blown out of proportion these claims were,”

Sure, Jimmy. I'll just leave this (X) here.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 2 months ago

Egad, you're right! Here, we let reality do us!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 3 points 2 months ago

Gross. No matter how much you lick and love that boot, it will never love you back.

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