ChronosTriggerWarning

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you're gonna have a bad time.

"Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I'm impressed. You're an oak."

See the TURTLE of enormous girth, On his shell he holds the earth. If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.

I'd like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

"I'm just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?"

Actually no, you're not "bad." You've gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I'm still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies...

You know your JRPG's.

Statue That Just Found Out It's A Statue is my new spirit animal...

In further news, Nintendo has announced it's intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect...

Don't do it! It's the oldest trick in the book!

Nee!