CaptainMcMonkey

OK the memes were funny at first, but is it starting to feel a little astroturfy in here? Like, is her telling everyone they need to vote actually that scary for establishment politics?

The private plane thing is definitely hypocritical, but we’re singling her out from every single celebrity that also does that. Maybe I don’t follow her story close enough to know why, but it seems like the only thing that makes her different from the other celebrities is that she made conservatives mad about voting, and young people like her?

I know y’all are joking, but seriously, what is going on here?

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a really long time. I hate it so much. I will definitely be sending this to several friends like a chain email.

Ah yes, the sound of 3000 seals orgasming in concert.

Wait, how big IS a football field?

I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.

McConnell hasn’t had a bowel movement in decades, so he lets Trump shit his pants for him.

This is definitely a Doctor Who character

For some reason, I’m getting more Korean vibes

No, it’s not as fun at noon, but I always do it anyway. That way the other guy can’t say “the sun was in my eyes” while he bleeds out. It really makes everything more legitimate.

I’d pick wesker’s for my primary, and the one just above yours for my sidearm.

What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with the paperwork to prove it?