CaptainBlagbird

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[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My first car was a hearse, so I bought a coffin too, it's great for metal festivals ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

That being said, sex in a coffin isn't so practical...

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 11 points 2 months ago

Now this one is really concerning!

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 13 points 2 months ago

Death Metal on the other hand:

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"win every time", unless the other people try the same, etc

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is less of a meme and more just something that I thought was funny. If mods would rather I remove it, I don't mind.

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 58 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Also he has a talking pet and can play the guitar ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a master in Cacography!

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 11 points 2 months ago

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 65 points 2 months ago (13 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[โ€“] CaptainBlagbird 8 points 2 months ago

But what about that large spider's privacy? Come on, show some respect...

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