CaptainBlagbird

joined 2 years ago

MODERATOR OF

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Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal in c/[email protected]

[–] CaptainBlagbird 67 points 4 months ago (5 children)

So is she his @type though?

I respect it when I hear someone clearly attempting a word they've only seen written in c/lemmybewholesome

[–] CaptainBlagbird 2 points 4 months ago

Same with pre-dator for me xD

Oh well, tried my best. in c/[email protected]

[–] CaptainBlagbird 5 points 4 months ago

You mean like the rebellion of Númenor against the Valar? 👀

Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes? in c/asklemmy

[–] CaptainBlagbird 7 points 4 months ago

Why do chicken lay eggs?

The eggs would break if they threw them.

I … a Sith Lord in c/starwarsmemes

[–] CaptainBlagbird 11 points 4 months ago

😏

Moms, if you were struggling with your child in public and a man offered to help, would you let him and why? in c/nostupidquestions

[–] CaptainBlagbird 4 points 4 months ago

"Also I already have the van with "free candy" sprayed on, everything would look authentic"

so who else has decided to learn German due to the number of German language posts? in c/asklemmy

[–] CaptainBlagbird 3 points 5 months ago

Schau in die Kommentare, ALLES Vollpfosten!

Do not drink the battery juice in c/[email protected]

[–] CaptainBlagbird 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Batteries got what humans crave!

Remember to support your local monsters in c/spooky_memes

[–] CaptainBlagbird 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I also interpreted it as "went to monster school" (aka how to be a monster), not becoming a doctor

Remember to support your local monsters in c/spooky_memes

[–] CaptainBlagbird 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

They were both monsters in their own way...

Also obligatory XKCD 🤭

Imagine the smell. in c/memes

[–] CaptainBlagbird 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not a big enough target for terrorists.
Imagine having planned the next 9/11 but then instead you have to just blow up part of an airport instead 😒

I'm riding fire in the sky! in c/memes

[–] CaptainBlagbird 6 points 5 months ago

Never would have expected seeing Sabaton and Die Toten Hosen in the same meme xD