BootyBuccaneer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's Dork MAGA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No underwear is ok so long as you're wearing a top hat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, I wish I could learn more about the Victorian and Medieval eras. But alas I have a lot to learn about already!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought the loser would be sold to a rotisserie. My bad. 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's explicitly forbidden in Google Maps TOS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Can't I fuck off for 246 days and repent the day of? I mean, I just bought this bag of coke and another one of oxy. D:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Umm ackshually you mean ephebophiles ☝️ *libertarianism intensifies*

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀✨

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Just extend an arm out, you won't miss. It's yuge.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weird that the power of prayer needs physical reinforcements!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Womp womp, what a sad Trumpet.

 

HARRIS WALZ
August 15, 2024

FOR PLANNING PURPOSES RELUCTANTLY

***MEDIA ADVISORY***

TODAY: Donald Trump To Ramble Incoherently and Spread Dangerous Lies in Public, but at Different Home

TODAY at 4:30 p.m., Donald J. Trump, loser of the 2020 election by 7 million votes, will hold another public meltdown in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Date and Time
Thursday, August 15, 2024 at 4:30 p.m. EDT.

Venue
Not a battleground state

Preview
Not so fresh off NABJ, Florida, and Twitter glitches, Donald Trump intends to deliver another self-obsessed rant full of his own personal grievances to distract from his toxic Project 2025 agenda, unpopular running mate, and increasing detachment from the reality of the voters who will decide this election.

These remarks will not be artificial intelligence, but they certainly will lack intelligence.

Banning abortion, raising costs on families, confusing basic facts, cutting Social Security and Medicare, blocking border security, and being publicly unstable, unfit, and unwell will not help his struggling campaign for president.

Tune in for the same old thing.

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