"Anybody else fancy a little giggle... When I mention my friend... Biggus..."
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tries to contain laughter
"check out this cool stick I found bro"
"This is gonna be my new beating stick. You like it, soldier?"
(PROTIP: there is no correct answer to this question)
(PROTIP: there is no correct answer to this question)
That's why militaries develop utterances like "HOO-AH".
Depends on the officer and your goals for what happens next.
"It looks like a rifle, even though I have no idea what a rifle is."
“I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.”
Reach arounds are a very important courtesy, that's why it's mentioned as required in legion regulation.
"So you think it's funny to hide figs on the top of your spear, do you, soldier?!"
"I WILL NOT HAVE MY FǷIEND'S NAME BESMIRCHED BY Ð COMMON SOLDIEǷY"