BodePlotHole

joined 1 year ago
[–] BodePlotHole 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait...

"Rocket" or "League of"?

[–] BodePlotHole 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't they currently developing a show based on GQ?

[–] BodePlotHole 1 points 1 month ago

I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a cock-horse...

[–] BodePlotHole 4 points 1 month ago

He's hackin', wackin' and smackin'!

[–] BodePlotHole 3 points 1 month ago

The Plastic Ono Band... It is not good.

[–] BodePlotHole 4 points 1 month ago

Sweet.... Jesus....

[–] BodePlotHole 5 points 1 month ago

Green chile and cheese.

[–] BodePlotHole 6 points 1 month ago

I've done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20's. Never smoked a cigarette.

Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

[–] BodePlotHole 7 points 1 month ago

I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.

I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.

I know them feels

[–] BodePlotHole 19 points 1 month ago

I am an engineer that does power design for commercial spaces. These "wellness" rooms show up a lot. They are there simply so your corporate overlords can tick a little box under "workplace atmosphere" and add it to the list of bullshit features on their website no employee ever actually uses. It's very similar to "mother's rooms", only those can be considered code compliant based on your location. Sometimes they are also called "phone rooms."

I think architects upsell them into designs to boost their self esteem.

It's a lot like when old apartment buildings gut a storage room, put a few pieces of shitty gym equipment in it, and then add "on site fitness center" to the website, and also tack a small monthly fee on your rent.

If I had a dollar for every existing office space I've surveyed that ended up just piling office supplies in them, or found them covered in 3 inches of dust... I'd probably have like $100. Not a ton, but enough to definitely make them seem ridiculous.

[–] BodePlotHole 17 points 1 month ago

"I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay"

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