Blooper

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[–] Blooper 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.

[–] Blooper 0 points 11 months ago

Come on dude this is a family website.

[–] Blooper 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think a large part of the move towards integrated head units had to do with the mandated rear backup camera that necessitates a decent sized screen in the dash in order to use it. The death of CD's and CD changers also allowed for the screens to grow in size. Lastly, the touchscreens themselves are ever cheaper to manufacture. I love the giant screen in my Chevy Bolt - especially given the Google integration means I don't have to use the nonsense baked in apps from Chevy.

[–] Blooper 4 points 1 year ago

Here in the US, we have them their own political party. It's the Republicans in case it wasn't obvious.

[–] Blooper 2 points 1 year ago

An anecdote:

My high-paying tech job wants us back 2 days a week. I intentionally bought a house near a train that will get me to the downtown office in about 15 minutes while many of my coworkers live in the distant suburbs where commuting will require a lot more time and effort.

Despite this, I STILL don't go into the office. The biggest reasons:

  1. Nobody is there - it's a ghost town.
  2. I'm far less productive while I'm there because I have to leave early to pick up my kids from school.
  3. My boss doesn't go in at all - ever - due to extremely valid health reasons (his wife is undergoing cancer treatment).
  4. His boss moved out of state. Like way, way out of state. He's got a nice office with a beautiful view. He doesn't and can't use it.
  5. My boss's boss's boss - (the CTO) moved to Florida and, rumor has it, lives full-time on his yacht.

I mean... at some point we just have to acknowledge that our giant, empty office space would be much better suited as housing.

[–] Blooper 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely fair. But as one of those IT dudes who used to be a contractor but now work for the same megacorp I was contracting for - I wouldn't bet on it being super menial stuff. I love my job and my employer, but it's very well understood that the agencies are essentially a cover for some fairly serious labor law violations.

[–] Blooper 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes, I think that's the reasonable argument Google's lawyers and PR will use - but your example kind of demonstrates why that argument falls flat. The service DHL is providing to Amazon is logistics and shipping. This is an established, well-regulated industry all its own.

Meanwhile, at Google, this contractor's services are listed in the article:

ensuring music content is available and approved for YouTube Music’s 80 million subscribers worldwide

That sounds an awful lot like running the service to me. These employees perform key YouTube-specific work on an ongoing basis. For all intents and purposes, they work for Google, in Google's offices, on Google's systems, but their paycheck comes from Cognizant. The services being rendered aren't on the level of "you make the widget and we'll transport it to stores around the country because we're a shipping company". This is more like "we employ people for you, but provide a flimsy air gap so you don't have to treat them like actual employees. We sell legally plausible deniability as a service."

[–] Blooper 2 points 1 year ago

I agree, but I still get a hard-on for the electric Hummer. Not because of the way it looks, but because of all the crazy shit it can do like crab walk and the huge ass battery it has. It's actually a pretty amazing piece of tech.

-Bolt owner

[–] Blooper 8 points 1 year ago

Looks like the superintendent is all about following the rules to a T - that is unless it's his kid - in which case he'll gladly obstruct an investigation a likely DUI.

https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/pasadena-news/article/Son-s-crash-has-Barbers-Hill-ISD-chief-in-hot-1790103.php

[–] Blooper 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always make sure my logs are covered by Spunk.

[–] Blooper 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with your sentiments about multi-use, multi-story buildings. I am, however, a bit baffled as you how you seem to have confused New York fucking City with the suburbs. NYC is the most dense city in the US. In fact, a quick wiki search has the NYC metro area occupying the top 12 spots for density.

[–] Blooper 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If a person has extra rooms and can barely afford rent, they are occupying a unit that doesn't fit their needs. They would be better served by downsizing to a smaller, more affordable place instead of heaping their financial problems onto the rest of society. Alternatively they could sublet the room(s) which would better serve their community instead of catering to tourists.

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