BenFranklinsDick

joined 8 months ago
[–] BenFranklinsDick 26 points 2 months ago

Geebo stole my cat and made me take feet pictures to get him back.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 88 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Having sex with older women shouldn't be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who's on the fence about it.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 38 points 3 months ago

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you'd ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he'd drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he's married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They don't, and anyone who disagrees is a Yankees fan

[–] BenFranklinsDick 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 1 points 3 months ago

Sour grapes Brit confirmed

[–] BenFranklinsDick 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dead bedroom confirmed

[–] BenFranklinsDick 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Where can I buy a cone costume?

[–] BenFranklinsDick 2 points 3 months ago

I came here thinking he was fucking sheep to make the hybrids.

I am supremely disappointed.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 66 points 3 months ago (28 children)

Is emo cringe, or is it too nostalgic for that now?

[–] BenFranklinsDick 60 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I am redeeming the card now

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