BenFranklinsDick

joined 8 months ago
[–] BenFranklinsDick 3 points 2 months ago

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?

Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?

"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"

[–] BenFranklinsDick 11 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Why did you censor that?

[–] BenFranklinsDick 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does the horse have 80s glam metal hair?

[–] BenFranklinsDick 3 points 2 months ago

It's a classic

[–] BenFranklinsDick 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's extremely rewarding and difficult to be nice in GTA.

Try it out sometime. You'll learn to hate the Chinese like everyone else.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 15 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

[–] BenFranklinsDick 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 8 points 2 months ago

Doctor Who fans in a nutshell.

Don't @ me.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 0 points 2 months ago

Thanks for updating it.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Thank you.

Low quality ass jpegs in 2024 should be a war crime.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bullshit. Show me his certifications.

If he ain't consuming at LEAST a gallon of ranch every month, I want his title revoked.

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