I have so many questions, but I'm pretty sure I don't want the answers.
Beardsley
Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.
Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won't pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).
Again, I don't know shit from fuck, but that's where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.
Ironic that he's an actual fucking billionaire at this point.
My best argument is that it is feasible Jon has a small office he rents, which would give him the freedom to sometimes stay home instead. I have a buddy who does something similar.
It's a turdoggy lmao
Sort of heartwarming tbh. Sweet little lovecraftian horror.
Honestly, I'm afraid of how complicated it sounds and have no idea where to begin.
Now I'm not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you'd get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.
Aw man, you've never been broke as fuck huh?
I'll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.