Baphomet_The_Blasphemer

joined 2 years ago
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The fires have been lit, but we haven't completely burned down quite yet... It's really only a matter of time, though.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 1 points 4 days ago

Nah, just crank sonar to max, and send endless pings until all the Willie's are freed from life

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I may or may not have been involved in an incident where a certain deserving individual ended up with a big black dildo suctioned and glued to the hood of their vehicle like an old hood ornament... they ended up cutting off the bulk of it, and I never heard how or if they removed the remainder.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 10 points 1 week ago

I made a resolution about 15 years back to stop making resolutions... only one I've ever kept.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 3 points 2 weeks ago

You don't even have to hit it that hard.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 6 points 2 weeks ago

My gaming chair, while comfortable, is woefully under cushioned. I actually bought the exact cushion labs product in the picture and have spent many a long day sitting on it gaming away without any complaints besides it occasionally shifts on the chair. One of these days, I'll upgrade to a better chair, but in the meantime, this was a quick, easy solution that has worked well for the last two years now.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 3 points 3 weeks ago

They both have two eyebrows, but through their confusion, the right brow has climbed into the hair... blondies have vanished all together.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 2 points 3 weeks ago

They make pill pocket soft treats for both cats and dogs, and depending on the medication, some places will just make a medicated soft treat.

My elder cat was having kidney problems, wouldn't take pills, would eat around the pill to eat the pill pocket treat, and would violently shake her head if you tried using liquid meds. Eventually, I found an online pet pharmacy that would just blend her kidney meds right into a soft chew treat... unfortunately, this was several years ago, and I can not remember the name of the site I used.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

More than fair odds, life is a random fluke of chance, and it has no meaning. Some people see this as depressing, but I see it as an opportunity to create the meaning you want in your life.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I was in the Army from 2000-2004. I started out with a Vietnam era belt/ suspender gear and an M16a2 (with some A1s still around for training) . By the time I got out, we had updated molly Vests and M4s.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You've got a raccoon in your walls. As cute as these little bandits are, their urine and fecal matter are on a whole different level. Breathing that in on a regular basis can lead to a slew of respiratory issues/infections. Once it has been removed It's important to seal that area in killz primer or other similar type product.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if having avocados forced upon me is what's ruining my morale?

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