Aphelion

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

That's a lot easier said than done. There's a reason property in that area is relatively more affordable than in other parts of the state.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can he even reach the bumpers on a controller?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That's Couch-fucker McGuy-Liner to you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but Couch-fucker McGuy-Liner is way too good not to use.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

He gets it from his dad, Errol, who believes it's every man's duty to make as many babies as possible. Elon's relationship with his dad ended when his dad started a sexual relationship and impregnated Elon's step sister. 🤮

[–] [email protected] 223 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The TL:DW is Mr. Beast is a master of using gambling psychology to capture kids' attention, to then sell them horribly unhealthy foods. His contests and giveaways are largely fake and/or are rigged to favor other creators, friends and family. He constantly fails to deliver promised prizes, and he runs live streams that are essentially child gambling masquerading as sweepstakes. He violates sweepstakes laws all the time but seems to get away with it by taking down old streams, and DMCAs any clips that get uploaded by others. He has also promoted a scheme to get his fans to act as child labor and stock/organize his products at Walmart.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just because it's working fine for you now doesn't mean the article is false. Your anecdotal experience does not retroactively change the past.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shitting on people is a lot less effective than showing them something better.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I think part of that is how many echo chamber instances have defederated from each other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Crowdstrike Falcon is the real issue.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

The real fuck up is that Crowdstrike Falcon can auto update through its own updater, and doesn't have any kind of control panel for management that could be used for change control. If their customers could have tested this update first, none of this would be happening.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's actually a "test things first and have a proper change control process" thing. Doesn't matter if it's open source, closed source scummy bullshit or even coded by God: you always test it first before hitting deploy.

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