Apeman42

I made a belt out of old watches once. Waist of time.

Shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here.

It's a shame he ended up being such a turd. The Story of Everest sketch in Mr Show is a masterpiece of physical comedy.

Digimon: "We have eyes-only wizard at home."

Look, either make "Ken Burns' The Silmarillion" already or let the franchise rest.

I haven't gotten my shit together and researched specific models yet, but I've been looking into this a bit myself, and from what I've read, Sceptre appears to be one of the better brands for completely dumb TVs these days.

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won't be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

Where is TNG "Masks"? Sorry Brent, but that's gonna be a skip from me every time.

Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept only the lesser title of "Zinc Saucier", which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.

That tracks. It does seem like there could have been a list of "213 things Curzon Dax is no longer allowed to do in Federation space", a la Skippy's List.

"Pleased to meet ya Lloyd! Hope you guessed my name."