AngryishHumanoid

joined 11 months ago

Morgue worker tried to steal sex doll from dead man's home for ‘evidentiary purposes' in c/[email protected]

[–] AngryishHumanoid 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Evidentiary purposes. Did... did he think the dead guy fucked the doll to death?

I am genuinely confused by hexbear's opinion on the Ukraine war in c/[email protected]

[–] AngryishHumanoid 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Got it, intentionally pushing a narrative.

I am genuinely confused by hexbear's opinion on the Ukraine war in c/[email protected]

[–] AngryishHumanoid 17 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Reading comprehension really isn't your thing, is it? Or are you just intentionally misstating OPs position to push a different narrative?

Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney in c/world

[–] AngryishHumanoid 3 points 5 months ago

"G'day mate!" "Hey hoosier!"

TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS in c/news

[–] AngryishHumanoid 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later...

Wikipedia has a bunch of 'famous last words' pages. I compiled the most amusing ones I saw. in c/funny

[–] AngryishHumanoid 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah, and his last words were amazing too!

Me at age six, at Star Trek: The Experience in c/[email protected]

[–] AngryishHumanoid 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The full size Enterprise D bridge was amazing.

Advice on a battery beard trimmer? in c/buyitforlife

waive in c/memes

[–] AngryishHumanoid 12 points 6 months ago

Autocorrect has really been the bane of my existence lately.

waive in c/memes

[–] AngryishHumanoid 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There needs to be more Hint for Red October memes...

23 May 2024 in c/[email protected]

[–] AngryishHumanoid 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

11 to 13 years? Well this is some bulkshit, I want my money back.

Edit: of course that was supposed to say "bullshit" but I like it better this way.

DuckDuckGo is down. Is there any info about it?? [EDIT: IS BACK] in c/technology

[–] AngryishHumanoid 54 points 6 months ago (17 children)

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I'll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.