Alwaysnownevernotme

joined 4 months ago
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 8 points 5 hours ago

Because it's anti-semetic if you stop them from bribing, blackmailing, and spying on our politicians.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 2 points 9 hours ago

Ah yes the elderfags. What a time.

Eternal September just won't stop.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 90 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

A conservative will eat a bowl of pig shit if a liberal has to smell their breath.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I have long been of the opinion that after the printing press came into vogue the Bible was intentionally made illegible.

It's written so fucking poorly it has to be intentional, you literally couldn't fuck it up that badly on accident.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 60 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

I mean, they're actually worried that the kids won't understand their learned disgust response.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 1 points 12 hours ago

How about agent provocateurs infiltrating protests and instigating crime as a pretense for police to crack down?

Would that qualify?

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 53 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao, you mean to say that the NEW YORK REAL ESTATE MAGNATE KNOWN FOR STIFFING HIS CONTRACTORS AND EMBEZZLING FROM CANCER PATIENTS DIDN'T HAVE THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE WORKING CLASS IN THE FOREFRONT OF HIS OBVIOUSLY SELF CENTERED MIND??7?

WHAT A FUCKING REVELATION, WHAT AN UNBELIEVALBLE BETRAYAL, WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN!!1!!

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 3 points 20 hours ago

It's such a noble and rare thing to admit that you understand something on a deeper level because of an internet comment that I genuinely don't know how to respond.

Well done friend, and happy holidays.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Citizens please retrieve your firearms and form up at the beach.

We have diverted funding for sanitation services to purchase 12,000 rounds of eaglecock incendiary shells and 48,000 rounds of Orangeman red white and blue tracer ammunition.

This wet windy boy is going home in a box.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The f-35 is built for engagements outside the horizon, like, the target is blocked by the curvature of the earth.

Light sensitive cameras and rudimentary AI..

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 96 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The point isn't to actually deport these people, it's to give their employers and landlords a powerful tool to exploit them and prevent them from benefitting from any social services.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 3 points 2 days ago

So when you do the poisoning research don't be too obvious about it.

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