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When his new Nazi besties discard him in the same way that affluent, performatively eco-conscious liberals and sci-fi/“geek” culture fans who weren’t at least fascism-curious did, where’s he going to turn?

My money’s on Scientology.

Looks a bit opulent for the commies

The 18-24 male voters are single-issue voters, who just want to see feminism defeated and to be issued with the subservient tradwife that Andrew Tate told them is their birthright.

And the thing is, you know the game is going to be something really mid you play on your phone on the toilet that looks like an AAA strategy game but is flatteringly easy with the right in-app purchases and annoying otherwise. Still, with all those glowing hexagons and stuff, it looks more complex than a slot machine, so it’s lost Donnie.

Literally that 1924 newspaper article about how Hitler’s prison sentence had tamed him

…but some bro on Youtube says that philosophers are chads, and in the same category as crypto billionaires and MMA fighters.

You couldn’t make Home Alone today, because a middle-aged man beating up a bunch of old guys would just hit wrong

It’s like Ryoji Ikeda goes to the arcade

These new Enid Blyton stories are a little bit too dark and gritty

I was expecting “coroner”, but “vet” also works

Animal products mislabelled as vegan at fossil-fuel trade fair mislabelled as climate action summit

It looks like the Cybertruck equivalent of those PC cases that look sort of like a Macintosh Classic only slightly off