Agent641

Love that movie.

"How many days a week do you need a woman?"

"Seven."

"Not want. Need."

Cheeky grin

Brutal, but he's not wrong.

Much of that was spent on genetics research to clone an actual witch from stem cells.

Clip that, chat.

Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

What a creep! Everyone knows you're supposed to ask for the cunt circumference, or circuntference

'ello mate!

This is actually a bargain. My gf costs way more

She might have been a model, for documenting the uniform standard

Sad modem noises.

A big rusty secondhand spaceship, with which to run a dinky little trans-lunar scrap and salvage company. My second mate would be a cat.

I suffer from catastrophic seasickness