Adeptfuckup

joined 1 year ago
[–] Adeptfuckup 24 points 1 year ago

GMC named their bro-dozers AT-4. AT as in anti-tank. They're marketing to the suburban tacticool jackasses. Loud exhaust and parking in crowded bus shelters. Yeah fuck these guys.

[–] Adeptfuckup 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm not angry at the headline. Just. Not a god damned thing is being done to slow down pedestrian and cyclists death on our streets and roads. Not a thing. All we get is a fucking painted line and hope that some asshole doesn't hit you. Start impounding peoples cars for traffic violations. Increase fines so luxury car drivers think twice about driving on the sidewalk.

[–] Adeptfuckup 1 points 1 year ago

I sold my car when I moved from a rural town to the city. I’ve been walking and taking public transit since. Although I have been carrying a GoPro lately when I walk. There doesn’t seem to be any traffic enforcement anywhere and just crossing the street has been extremely dangerous. Motorists are psychopaths.

[–] Adeptfuckup 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

takes off glasses. My god… i think we’ve discovered the eternal question….mark.

[–] Adeptfuckup 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s not going to stop these psychopaths from buying these bro-dozers. Wait until you have the pleasure of seeing one of these dumb fucks kill a pedestrian and get away with it.

[–] Adeptfuckup 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which one would most likely kill you if the driver ran a red light and hit you in the crosswalk??? Which one? Also they’re not in use and taking up valuable real estate in a crowded urban area. Both vehicles are not contributing much value are they? Car-brained jackass

Edit: a word

[–] Adeptfuckup 11 points 1 year ago

The government already decides who its voters are by gerrymandering being legal. That ship sailed decades ago. So why sound the alarm over this? Concern trolling?

[–] Adeptfuckup 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We’s gon hafta cut moar of them taxes and get them trees some guns. That’ll do it kicks some horse shit GAAWD JESUS save them fetuses 😵‍💫

EDIT: The tax cuts come from somewhere. Public safety has been all but abandoned at this point.

[–] Adeptfuckup 33 points 1 year ago

JFC that’s hilariously hideous. Well done spez you fucking wank stain

[–] Adeptfuckup 4 points 1 year ago

I look forward to seeing peoples reactions when she inevitably shits herself on the senate floor.

[–] Adeptfuckup 17 points 1 year ago

JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch

[–] Adeptfuckup -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

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