Absolutemehperson

joined 1 year ago
[–] Absolutemehperson 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.

[–] Absolutemehperson 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So the hacker hacks your phone with his mind?

[–] Absolutemehperson 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unrelated but do you think a pizza flavored cake would taste good?

Go for it fam, do what you love and the money will come!

[–] Absolutemehperson 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's probably trying to be "that guy" around here, I wouldn't take him seriously.

[–] Absolutemehperson 14 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Absolutemehperson 2 points 1 year ago

ITT: Triggered americans.

[–] Absolutemehperson 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just don't aim for Gale's head. Or hell, do aim for it.

[–] Absolutemehperson 11 points 1 year ago

Everybody gangsta till they hear the boss singing his own battle theme music.

[–] Absolutemehperson 2 points 1 year ago

"Do women know about... shrinkage?"

[–] Absolutemehperson 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk about you but I'm not letting Boris anywhere near my dong.

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