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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago

"Make it so, number one."

"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"

"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."

Yep. Checks out.

[–] rickdg 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] readyno 17 points 11 months ago

Just a second, only a few more calibrations

[–] RIP_Cheems 8 points 11 months ago

SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

[–] idunnololz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not incest but fraternization.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Fraternization with the enema.

[–] Zron 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.

I’ll pass on this one

[–] meliaesc 3 points 11 months ago

I was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.

[–] Pharmacokinetics 8 points 11 months ago

Ride me.
You got it boss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

[–] Axiochus 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒

[–] RIP_Cheems 2 points 11 months ago

Unless both come out the same end.

[–] captainlezbian 5 points 11 months ago

They aren’t wrong

[–] MilitantAtheist 3 points 11 months ago

Captain Daddy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Crunchitize me capn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

unnecessarily gendered

Hmm

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

I'm actually convinced