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Womp womp (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets to c/holup

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[–] weeahnn 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope the dad gets better

[–] edgemaster72 15 points 9 months ago

Narrator: He didn't.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

A guy I knew died from cancer. While he was getting taken out to the cemetary in the hearse a drunk driver leaving the bar clipped it. Thankfully nobody was hurt but the collision disabled the Cadillac. They ended up putting his coffin in the back of a pickup truck to bring him the rest of the way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I knew God wanted me to buy this Ford F-150 for a reason." 🙏

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This happened in a small farming community so at least the truck wasn't a pavement princess and was used to hauling questionable things. (It was the deceased cousin's truck. The drunk driver was a different relative if I remember correctly.)

[–] Papergeist 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pavement princess!! Ha! That's hilarious.

[–] Bgugi 3 points 9 months ago

It's mall rated!

[–] Metans 11 points 9 months ago

Plot twist: Dad's driving the hearse.

Extra twist: It's Monday lunchtime.

[–] RealFknNito 3 points 9 months ago

"Did you just womp womp a child?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Third time's the charm? :-P