If there's one thing I've learned over my nearly five decades, it's that Donald Trump is never actually in trouble.
Inconvenienced perhaps. But he is blessed by the gods and will never pay a real price for anything.
Incidentally, this is also how you know the gods are evil.
Incidentally, this is also how you know the gods are evil.
A learned person such as yourself must surely recall the undeniable truth, that "the gods" without any doubt, "must be crazy".
Plot armor go brrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Our gods are dead. Klinger warriors slew them a millenia ago. They were...more trouble than they were worth.
Is that you, Gor?
If we go by what's been revealed of what he's done over the last six years (and more), he's been in real trouble for a while.
It's not a matter of what he's done, or what can be proved, it's a matter of who will hold him to account.
Yeah, he's gotten away with so much even before he ever ran for President.
Karl Rove is still around?
When Karl Rove sits around the house, he sits around the house.
That one time they tried to pack him into a crate, but one side busted open and swung out a little. So, while he was then more or less a cube shape, it was ajar.
We've only just got rid of Henry Kissinger. Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich are still out there. Karl Rove may be here quite a while still.
None of that fake trouble he was in up to this point- now's for realsies.
Oh crap.
Everything Ham Rove says is a lie.
in real trouble
Fuckin' prove it.
Did he just say “Karl Robe”?
...I've had a cold.
Simpsons S04E20 "Whacking Day" 4:49
Nope, it’s a quote from 30 Rock