this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

instead of oj, you get prune juice, the warrior's drink.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Worfle House Index:

Since this restaurant always remains open, it has given rise to an informal but useful metric to determine the severity of a Dominion Attack and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

“It is a Good Place To Dine!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Today is a good day to Fry.

[–] tensorpudding 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm picturing a comedy spinoff set at a 24th century Waffle House run by Klingons. Do not bring dishonor to the House of Waffles!

[–] cybervseas 1 points 9 months ago

"Morning to you…and your houseeee!"

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 9 months ago

Sir, I protest! I am not a line cook!

[–] Thteven 5 points 9 months ago

The brawls here are fuckin legendary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Honorable combat and waffles for every hour of the day, however long those are on earth.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 9 months ago

Damn, I got banned for a week for fake spoiling a show that's already off-air and I've been missing making these stupid comments.

Also I gotta get into late-night diners.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 9 months ago

Gagk morning to you, and your house!

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 9 months ago

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

[–] ChicoSuave 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A great honor upon thy house

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"When one can pick up a knife, and fork, one inevitably becomes a man."