Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
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Man who runs alongside car gets winded!
Confucius confuses
car exhaust
Confucius was a wise man indeed!
Why could the bicycle not stand by itself?
It was two-tired.