this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can physically feel the pain in the first one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

And that's why every single update or delete statement should start life as a select statement before manually and purposely changing "Select" to something else.

Source: 20 years of IT experience. I only ever made this mistake once...but it was a doozie...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Aww, you didn't normalize.

This is just perfect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago