this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] AgentGrimstone 14 points 1 year ago

You want my social media? I hope you love pictures of my cat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I reallly hope any girl I meet uses lemmy.

[–] BackOnMyBS 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you imagine?? She uses Lemmy, Linux, and a VPN 🥰

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, another excuse I can add to my pile of excuses I tell myself about why I don't try to date.

No social media.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It hurts because Telegram and Discord are the only chat apps I use lol.. SMS are not included.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

anon should’ve pulled out his Lemma and asked for her username (not that you can follow anyone here afaik) he would’ve smashed that instant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

erm, a username alone is not very helpful, so unless he asked for her home instance as well, i-

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he texts girls with that phone they'll go "green text? Don't talk to that guy" anyway.

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[–] LemmyIsFantastic 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

actually tho, this is the one real greentext. i have had similar things happen to me personally.

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