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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The North Sea has 4.2, due to unfriendly crabs.

[–] 9point6 10 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'd have assumed it was because my country is floating in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Pacific has 3.5 due to the garbage patch

[–] RIP_Cheems 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Who the fuck left a bad review on the Atlantic Ocean?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The game is so buggy the ground is blue, and you’ll clip through it and take DoT.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nah if you fall into the water, you'll fall until you clip through the sea floor and then keep falling in the void. And then, when you hit the bottom of the skybox, you get teleported back to the last place you were on land

[–] GobiasIndustries 12 points 1 year ago

Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Passengers on the OceanGate submersible

[–] RIP_Cheems 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They had the batteries for a negative rating but not to control the sub?

[–] De_Narm 6 points 1 year ago

I'm not saying I'm afraid, but it is not only unfathomable vast but a seemingly endless dark void for you to drown in. Also full of plastic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Who fucking salted this thing? Literally undrinkable.

[–] SgtAStrawberry 1 points 1 year ago

Someone that got there cruise cancelled because of rough seas.

[–] captainlezbian 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 1 year ago

Reviews aren't verified, it says right there. No way have that many people been there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

More trees than I would have expected.

[–] Emerald 1 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Cigs, @UsingCigarettes

the atlantic ocean has 3.9 stars on google reviews

[A low-resolution screenshot of Google maps. The map is zoomed out to show the globe, and in the search box "Atlantic Ocean" is shown. A large 3.9 is shown under the "Review summary" section.]