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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

dude was frustrated, he quit and became a farmer

[–] hakunawazo 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] hakunawazo 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)


At least if he's the guy who made that changes in the other branch :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

We operate blameless post morts here - we never attribute commits to their authors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You can tell the tool was built by Torvalds… other VCSs call this command credit or annotate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure the same operation without Git (or another VCS) would be infinitely more troublesome, not less.

[–] hakunawazo 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Of course you're right, especially if you work in a professional team environment. I use git wherever I can. It's just the stereotypical meme of a hobbyist who prefers version control with weird filenames by hand.

[–] diffcalculus 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The panel on the first position should be moved to the 5th position. Then it would make more sense to the joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I work with a team of three developers, and on several projects, we have a single git working tree on the dev server for some backend PHP stuff. we have never had problem because we have good communication.

Certainly version control is required in case we have to go back in time!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You merged your branch..... what did it cost you?

[–] hakunawazo 7 points 11 months ago

Everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The second last panel is the real "Fine, I'll do it myself"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is why I use darcs. VCSs based on patch theory have less conflicts.