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Showerthoughts

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My 8 year old son told me this randomly after getting out of the shower this morning.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 years ago (7 children)

...and if you're reading this, you just tried it.

[–] TheLobotomist 19 points 2 years ago
[–] 0uterzenith 12 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your Webcam is on. I can't believe all the other stuff you're doing...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You found my onlyfans!

[–] jagged 7 points 2 years ago

T o u c h

S e p a r a t e

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Damn you! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I tried 3 times...

[–] Supervivens 2 points 2 years ago

I don’t appreciate being called out like this

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reminds me of an expression in Spanish

"Todo junto se escribe separado y separado se escribe todo junto"

Which I just discovered is the same on English lol :

"All together is written separately and separately is written all together"

[–] jucelc 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Regular Noam Chomsky over here

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In french, "ça touche pas ça touche, ça touche ça touche pas" is a common riddle. You ask the person to guess what "it" is in "'it doesn't touch' touches, 'it touches' doesn't" (of course this doesn't work in English but it does in french due to the usage of 'pas' for 'doesn't'). They may then ask you if various things touch or not. The game may go on for several hours as the guesser tries to guess objects, animals, concepts before they get that it is about whether or not your lips touch.

A common occurence is the guesser gives up, and whatever phrase they use to indicate that is just interpreted as another guess by the riddler: "I give up! -'I give up' touches."

[–] Klear 2 points 2 years ago

There's a similar riddle in English: "I like coffee but I don't like T", so the person has to ask about various words and you say you don't like them if they contain the letter T.

[–] captars 16 points 2 years ago

Hyphenated. Non-hypenated. The irony.

[–] bravo_malaka 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How can touch be real if our lips don't touch when we say it?

[–] Seven 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how can touching be real if your lips aren't real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I’m freaking out, man!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Almost perfect . You forgot to capitalize every word, but otherwise the impression was chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now it'd be cool if Vsauce spawns here explaining how you can't truly touch something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What does it mean to be touched by something? In 1890, a poet named Rene Bomier said that to touch is to feel the world around you. But what if the world touched you back?

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[–] Eh_I 6 points 2 years ago

But I can touch your lips while saying 🤫"touch"🤫

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The meaning of words has nothing to do with how they’re formed. Big brain.

[–] smellythief 15 points 2 years ago

It's almost like showerthoughts aren't always as profound as they seem. Almost.

[–] victoroos 5 points 2 years ago

Aahh. Genius!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

definitely weird, and when I say turtle my lips don't become a turtle. why not??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Flytrap 2 points 2 years ago

Nor do they touch when saying “together.”

[–] dreadedsemi 2 points 2 years ago

Because you should touch with your fingers first before your mouth and when we separate we shut our lips ..

[–] SailingG 2 points 2 years ago

Same in spanish with "tocar" and "separar"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Not like this in Persian! Seperate is jodaa in Persian (جدا), and touch can be translated to tamaas (تماس).