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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The steaks have never been higher.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Bad cow pun ๐ŸŽถ

[โ€“] Gigan 19 points 9 months ago (6 children)
[โ€“] Everythingispenguins 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Much much better than you think. And better than they really should be able to. I saw a ropeing steer get over a 5 foot fence once.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah, we regularly had issues with our cows jumping the fence. Was annoying, but also really impressive at the same time.

[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian 18 points 9 months ago

As someone who used to be subscribed to r/happycowgifs, they definitely can!

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cows can actually jump higher than a house. This is because houses can't jump.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Good one, Cora. Next time you see Barrett, try it out on him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I used to have a job delivering bedding material for cattle. When I would unload they would often gather at the back of my semi truck and jump and dance around headbutting the material as it was falling out the back like enthusiastic dachshunds. It made me a bit nervous getting out of the truck in case one accidentally crushed me.

Happy cows are a little scary but hilarious at the same time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian 5 points 9 months ago

Holy shit that is so pure

[โ€“] SgtAStrawberry 6 points 9 months ago

There was girl in my country that wanted a hores to do those jumping courses with, her parents said no. So she trained one of the families cows to do the jumping instead, it worked marvellously.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember hearing that Elephants are the only land animal that cannot jump.

Could be a fake Snapple fact, so feel free to investigate further!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not the only land animal, but it's true they can't jump: 100% super reliable source.

Mainly linking that site because this line kills me:

The tortoise cannot jump because it lacks agility and speed.

[โ€“] samus12345 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only land mammal, perhaps?

[โ€“] numberfour002 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

At least some species of mole and pretty much all species of sloths are physiologically incapable of jumping, so I don't think restricting it to land mammals would make a difference in this context.

[โ€“] samus12345 2 points 9 months ago

Ah, good point.

[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think snakes can either

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz 2 points 9 months ago

That's what a lot of people think until they are 3 feet away from one and suddenly find it attached to their leg!

[โ€“] DontTreadOnBigfoot 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well from my perspective, the moon is evil.