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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]

Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.

Captain Squidward: I can't hear you!

Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!

Captain Squidward: Oh...! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you've been hit by a phaser!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Ready?

Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: NumberOne... SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]

[–] Eylrid 12 points 1 year ago

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Patrick would also make a good Riker

[–] Eylrid 6 points 1 year ago

Still can't hit that one high note

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

[–] gibmiser 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

[–] metaphortune 13 points 1 year ago

It is Robot Krabs controlled by Plankton, if that helps at all!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sandy is Worf, and outsider with strength and honor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real Crabs is Grand Negus.

[–] TheGrandNagus 0 points 1 year ago

Mr Krabs certainly has the lobes for business