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[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way."

Shut and close case boys. Pack that sick FUCK away for life and may pigeon God have mercy on his soul.

[–] Frozengyro 14 points 1 year ago

Only acceptable response is death by taxi.

[–] Orbit79 30 points 1 year ago

I think it’s fair to assume a pigeon will fly away before the car gets there.

[–] iamericandre 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Blade9732 14 points 1 year ago

WE HAVE A DEAL!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago