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submitted 9 months ago by rnjesus to c/dankmemes
 
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[–] Lifecoach5000 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dont rotate them thangs too much. You don’t want them to get tangled in the sac. Happened to a childhood friend of mine and required surgery.

[–] dipshit 21 points 9 months ago

puts down dremel

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I have a friend with a whole host of health problems, including severe seizures. I was on the phone with him one night, when he said hang on, and I hear "oh, ow!" And then he starts screaming like he's being murdered. I thought it was like an extreme seizure. Turns out, testicular torsion. I felt so badly for him.

[–] rtxn 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Somehow, even reading "testicular torsion" is painful.

[–] NOPper 4 points 9 months ago

Dude I'm sitting here bruised to all hell from a vasectomy. Hard agree.

[–] EdherJr 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So, you're telling me that this could happen at any moment? like, just going down for a walk then... -BAMN- testicular torsion

Is your friend okay now?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

He is. Poor guy, though. He's had a lot of stuff in his life. He also had vericose veins on his dick and balls, and the pee hole was in the wrong spot when he was born.

And no, I'm not sharing info he'd want hidden. He's very, very open this stuff and tries to destigmatize. Just in case anyone was concerned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Apparently, some people are more likely to have it happen because of an inherited trait. Find out from relatives if it's happened to them? You're probably okay, otherwise! There's a surgical fix if you do have that trait, too.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/testicular-torsion/symptoms-causes/syc-20378270

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did a seizure suddenly cause his testicles to tie themselves in a knot??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, was walking down his hall, and somehow they just tangled? It was a blood curdling scream.

[–] dipshit 2 points 9 months ago

like two children swinging on a swing set, but one of them discovered new directions of movement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Is that Fox Mulder?