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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

It's a sign of a good marriage when you can both have cheeky fun!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.

[–] LeafOnTheWind 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look up chastity cages. It's a thing.

[–] TheBat 8 points 11 months ago

Look up chastity cages.

I can't, it's locked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh, you heard of that. Or did you think catholic priests really do that for the "service to God" nonsense?

[–] very_well_lost 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought they did it for the kid diddling

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I suppose I’d never really thought about it in those terms. Huh.

[–] Zoboomafoo 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't take what the other person said seriously, they were making a shitty joke about the Catholic Church, not being informative

In healthy relationships, it's about the power dynamic of one partner being in charge of the others's pleasure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is always someone who waltzes over an obvious joke. Can't have a bit of goofing around without the obligatory "uhm, ackchually"

[–] Zoboomafoo 2 points 11 months ago

The Um, Actually was because they were asking an honest question and seemed to interpret your joke as a serious answer

[–] toomanypancakes 30 points 11 months ago

I immediately sent this to my husband, this is perfect

[–] Pregnenolone 22 points 11 months ago

It goes both ways. All spouse arses deserve the smack

[–] viperex 13 points 11 months ago

That's a big hand

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

The slap is more fun if you deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Because life isn't perfect

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

It gets old, just like telling you it gets old gets old. She’s just biding her time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] yemmly 6 points 11 months ago

I pretend I’m a quarterback and she’s the center and call some audibles with my hands ready to receive the snap