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this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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I feel personally attacked.
By my balls
Ha! I only have one.
Aerodynamic π
Nah, it's kinda nice to let them swing in the breeze.
Do your nuts hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your nuts hang low?
Sorry to break it to you: donβt ask for whom the balls toll, they toll for you.
Butβ¦this is guys at all ages??? If it was a cold day, it would be the opposite.
And sometimes you panic cuz you can't find one because it went up towards the abdomen.
It's like five miles of paddleball hackey sack
No, because I donβt run commando
It hurts my knees.
Yet another reason I don't run
??
Doesnβt hurt, but it might just be because of the boxer briefs.
No idea, everything else starts to hurt way before those.