this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] ickplant 21 points 1 year ago

Here's another one

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot Twist: OP was stealing the racoon for Thanksgiving by using candies as bait.

[–] ickplant 8 points 1 year ago

Everyone is entitled to a bit of raccoon during the holidays.

[–] IanSomnia 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You must be from California:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And as if Florida didn't have enough reasons to be made fun of...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dang! Still a candy corn state hanging in there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m most surprised about the Ferrero Rocher in Texas.

[–] ickplant 2 points 1 year ago

That one was surprising to everyone when I posted around Halloween. So bougie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

With the prices of that candy at the airport: we all wish to be the raccoon in the wall grabbing it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I can’t deny that the achievement is impressive, but dude, the Skittles are right there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sign didn't do shit, that raccoon has no fear of prosecution. Likely has never seen inside a jail cell

[–] WhyYesZoidberg 5 points 1 year ago

Since he’s behind that camera he’ll never get caught!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Iamdanno 3 points 1 year ago

That's a bad headline. He didn't break through the wall, he just opened an access panel.