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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the bosses at my work has a massive Fall Guy truck, and often has huge items delivered to work, just so he has an excuse to use it.

"You won't get that in the back of a Fiesta"

That's right dickhead, because we'd have the items delivered to our homes.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or, and hear me out, I can rent a truck for the one time a year I need one. 20 bucks for a few hours from uhaul vs.... 20,000 more for a big truck over a commuter car.

[–] HipHoboHarold 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

That's what I keep thinking about. Like sometimes I would love an older, smaller styled truck. It could be really useful, but it sucks they aren't really an option anymore.

But then I think about it, and how often would I use it? I just bought a TV and had to have it delivered because it wouldn't fit in our car. We recently moved, and it would have been great.

But other than that, I honestly can't think of any time recently I've needed it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've thought that too. If they made a tiny truck, like an old style 90s ranger or tacoma but as an EV? I'd buy that tomorrow. Literally tomorrow I'd go buy it. But of course they don't, they're all these monstrously sized bohemoths that I have no interest in driving.

Until they make my dream tiny truck I'll just go rent one.

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[–] madcaesar 17 points 1 year ago

20k just for the cost of the vehicle, probably MORE, plus extra insurance, gas tax cost all to save 50$ once in a while on a truck rental.

Not to mention that a pickup is basically half a completely useless car. You can't sit in the back, you can't really use it for hauling delicate stuff... It's just such a bizzare concept for non farmers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You'd be surprised what I fit in my Yaris hatchback

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[–] Zehzin 123 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You may not like it, but this is what peak freight vehicle looks like

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Fr though kei trucks are sexy as fuck

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a supervisor that blew his entire OT and 401k on $90000 truck and proceeded to complain about how shit the gas mileage was.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Meanwhile I bet a prius will carry 99% of what they put in it

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Oh, they would never put anything in it. That might scratch the bed.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They brag about being able to carry stuff then get one of those stupid long cab short beds that are good at nothing

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey, they aren't good at nothing. They excel at killing pedestrians.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My Subaru Forester with a roof rack hauls almost anything short of large furniture or a yard of gravel.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

See that's what gets me. You need a very specifically large load that is (in my experience) extremely rare. In the gas savings alone you could just rent a truck when you need to move gravel or large furniture and not scratch up your $90,000 truck.

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[–] goldenlocks 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (57 children)

My coworker lives in a downtown apartment with a cramped parking garage and bought a full size pickup to drive 1.5 miles to the parking garage at our workplace to write code. I'm embarrassed for them and keep telling them to buy a bicycle

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

1.5 miles? Shit i'd just walk.

[–] jennwiththesea 28 points 1 year ago

Seriously, that's a 20-25 minute walk. Perfect, natural exercise opportunity completely wasted!

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (28 children)

I have lately been pretty convinced that 70% of pickup drivers don't actually need a truck but instead use it to compensate their insecurity about their small dicks and their fragile masculinity.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I can't wait til we as a society get over shaming small dicks. I don't have a dick but it's cringy to me when people use "small dick" as an insult like this.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For me it's not so much trying to insult them for having a small dick, but insulting them for caring so much about having a small dick they feel the need to compensate.

Doesn't matter that their dick is small, just that they're so insecure about it they need to try and tell the world it's not true.

[–] Palkom 19 points 1 year ago

Well, you're not exactly contributing to a world where that insecurity is eliminated. And besides, you'll never win an emotional debate with rational arguments.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Absolutely. All you have to ask is why they need to own a truck and they instantly get overly defensive. I'm not saying there aren't cases where you need to own truck but the vast majority of cases people bring up don't even require a truck much less owning one.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Someone I work with has never not owned a truck, mostly because "they don't need the hassle of renting one when they need to do yardwork and buy a fridge from the store" or something.

So spending an extra $20,000-$30,000 every 10 years is totally worth those occasional trips and avoiding renting a tailer/pickup from home Depot maybe twice a year.

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[–] madcaesar 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You fools! They'll have to move some furniture 5 years from now then who'll be laughing!!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The small business doing the hauling, because the truck owner won't risk scratching the bed of their lovely pickup.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I am that uncle. I'm just doing what I have to to survive.

If I could buy a new car I would. I'd get an electric, self-driving pleasure machine, but no way I can afford it.

Maybe when this thing breaks down (it's already 15 yrs old).

[–] spicytuna62 149 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No problem with that. I think the meme is referring to people who spent 100k on outlandishly large and glitzy trucks to spend 100% of their lives on paved suburban streets.

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Complete with lift kit doing 98 on the freeway

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dont forget to tailgate then hang next to the car you were tailgating for a few moments before flying past you just to end up at the same stop light down the road.

[–] spicytuna62 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All while never looking up from the phone.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My sister in-law? Broke as fuck, came across a windfall from an accident that never came up before, spent more than a third of it on... a fucking F-150 platinum. Still deep in debt, living in low income housing, doesn't have a job.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

This is completely understandable. The solution isn't another car, it's better city planning and public transit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You could switch to a small cheap sedan

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's a gamble to get a used car you know nothing about when you have a truck you know is at least a bit reliable. My family grew up playing used car roulette and it's pretty damn hard to come out ahead in this scenario. Best to run the thing until it dies while saving up for a new or like new vehicle.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

20,000 miles??? Good god get a closer job

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

This is literally half of all Canadian men. Probably similar in the US.

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