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onegai, accept my pull request senpai (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by AlmightySnoo to c/[email protected]
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[–] chemical_cutthroat 97 points 11 months ago

There is a chaotic part of myself that does the merge. I both loathe and enjoy that part of myself.

[–] TootSweet 90 points 11 months ago

I'm so glad to see that was made on April 2nd.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

link for the curious

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

snort

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Copied from miku-chan03?

Here’s a dramatic reading of some of miku’s posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDqik-Y27Uc
The same text as from the OP is the first one in the video.

[–] AlmightySnoo 27 points 11 months ago

Copied from miku-chan03?

it's actually the opposite, MikuChan03 was created one month after this: https://github.com/Xerasin/GCinemaCraftDownloader/issues/1

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I watched too much of that widewo, pwease swend hewp ~.~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Perhaps this ASRM-ish reading of java class exceptions might calm you down? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCCTCVBFt6E

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I hope they used kawaii variable names at least

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yamero

[–] AlmightySnoo 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wakarimashita 😔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] abstractastronaut 18 points 11 months ago

I curse the day I acquired reading comprehension!

[–] nixcamic 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was there actually a PR with this that fixed an issue? GitHub isn't showing anything.

[–] AlmightySnoo 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

For that one no, but another (same person?) parody account does at least report real bugs: https://github.com/mpaland/printf/issues/15

Another fix by Miku-chan (again not in the form of a pull request): https://github.com/lichess-org/lila/issues/5193

Also: https://github.com/EasyRPG/Player/pull/3105 and https://github.com/EasyRPG/Player/pull/3107

[–] ilinamorato 16 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As long as this isn’t a 40 year old man I don’t see a problem

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boy are you gonna be disappointed to learn who’s on the internet then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There’s a difference between internet user base and who’s making pull requests like above

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Hoo-wee you’re gonna be extra disappointed about that particular demographic then

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Let 40 year old men enjoy what they enjoy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I cannot say anything about this because I'm that cringe too