this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Being a stay-at-home boyfriend surely has its perks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bring him where? He literally just stays at home.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I guess you can do whatever all day. I wouldn't pick what they did, but still

[–] Shareiff 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve watched that video lol

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Here is the link, I have no idea of it is good, but start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad:

https://youtu.be/bw3lU5MX_zI?si=FnR-1s7eDRQi0qCv

[–] slampisko 23 points 1 year ago

I'm not gonna click that because, knowing myself, I would watch the whole thing, and I need to get some shit done today

[–] uis 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I love that this is real and exactly as described. 😅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

Future is amazing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] dasgoat 1 points 1 year ago

Click through video

... 'is using PL badwater as a real location for a romantic date'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

yeah, there's a few audio glitches here and there but it's quite fun and digestable if taken in multiple sittings.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon implies they are a woman, but women don't use 4chan.

Gay: Anon, who was established to be a man per last point, has a boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Anon is a doomer femboy comfirmed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon implies they are a woman

No?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the picture of Mai is the implied part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anons use pictures of anime girls or whatever as their avatars all the time (or just as a random picture)

[–] EmoBean 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea. I want to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about EVE Online but it's nearly 6 hours long. I know I'd just zone out after like 20 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Psh, who wouldn't?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

To be fair, badwater is a masterpiece of a map.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh my gosh, this video is like Schrodinger sexism. Every time I watch it I switch between thinking it is sexist and thinking it isn't.

Am I bad at media analysis? Or is this legitimately hard to parse?

[–] Soulg 3 points 1 year ago

The video itself is not. It's a parody of sexism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, there's little context. I take it as ironic bc they're being stupid. The full video is just as back and forth but it's even more stupid.

[–] uis 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I want to watch that video too