this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2023
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Test? Pff, push live and wait for someone to complain.
Re-deploy without backup!
Can't get complaints if the bug kills the users taps forehead
Move fast and break things!
if you're not testing in production, you're not testing production
Yeah, the goal is to avoid testing production.
The internet has been ruthless with the CEO, but I'm not complaining
If you test in production, you have to be able to handle the pressure.
This humour is kinda dark......but I LIKE it xD
Man this fucking memes are funny as fuck
Even tougher men run production in test environment.
Everyone has a test environment. If your lucky you also have a separate one for production.
I "test" my code, you "test" your code. We are not the same.
Someone send this to Elon, want him to personally test his rockets.
Test with your testes
And they also don't read the manual.
... but they sure cry a lot.