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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] Donkter 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just for anyone who has this thought: your stool can have blood in it occasionally for trivial reasons, when you should be concerned is when your stool is pitch black, that means youre bleeding somewhere farther up your digestive tract and that is when it's a problem.

[–] BassTurd 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless it's black because you ingested Bismuth subsalicylate, the active ingredient in Pepto Bismol. That will make poops black.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

If you are consuming pepto you are relieved when you poop, regardless of the colour, if it is solid that is.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Or Pepto. It makes me shit tar 😂

[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 1 year ago

Hence the phrase "if it's black, call your proctologist back."

[–] Peepolo 3 points 1 year ago

Unless you drink a lot of Guinness 😂

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] LemmyFeed 3 points 1 year ago

It's always beets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

drinking a lot of green tea makes a poopy greeny.

that's how you know you have reached oneness with nature.