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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] cheese_greater 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Cyanity 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

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[–] FireWire400 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Any name that can be spelled a million different ways

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Spewart

I will not elaborate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Beef.

Because that’s a girl’s name, idiots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bumperpucker

Appropriation

Gurner

Clap

Clippy

Pickles

Masher

Guana

Iguana

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[–] OhmsLawn 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd take Steve over any of the ...ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I'd be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Stevayden sounds like a win then.

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[–] qwrty 4 points 1 year ago
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ʘ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

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