this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

They're just bologna logs.

[–] LemmyFeed 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah you could... But do you really want to? Should you? Idk man......

[–] solidgrue 4 points 1 year ago

Since I'm in the shower, I'd at least run it under the water a minute or two to knock off the chill.

(Yep, I know this isn't [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Legit, there's something strangely satisfying in taking a cold hotdog straight from the package, slapping it onto a piece of bread with some condiments and just going down on it like a starved hedgehog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of all the animals, why name a hedgehog?

I get it tho I totally do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Have you ever seen hedgehogs eat? Now, imagine one that's starving

[–] strawberrysocial 6 points 1 year ago

Careful, some packages say not to eat them without cooking to 77C first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Vomit is basically still food, you can eat it too

[–] linearchaos 6 points 1 year ago

Depends on why you vomited.

[–] leapingleopard 5 points 1 year ago

my cats will fight you for it

[–] megane_kun 2 points 1 year ago

You could, yes, but that doesn't mean you should.

The only kind of hotdog-like food I'd eat raw is those canned Vienna sausages. They don't improve upon cooking (or I just haven't found a way to cook them that makes it worth the effort), so I often eat them as is, out of the can.

[–] Zerlyna 2 points 1 year ago

And they are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nothing better than a floppy chilly meat stick

[–] Candelestine 1 points 1 year ago

Yup. Did it when I was a little kid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To quote the best Starfleet captain yet seen: "Well there's surviving, then there's living"

[–] Caketaco 1 points 1 year ago

If you’re looking for a no-cook midnight snack, it works. I’d wash it off with warm water first, though.