I read it as "Old Farts Baptist" at first glance
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You know those people who say, "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees?"
Have they even tried blowing a dude? Because they may find that they like it.
Taking it for Christ since 384 AD when Pope Damascus I decreed priestly celebacy for all.
The real reason for this celebacy was so the church could inherit every priest and nuns inheritances... It's literally fact. Child molestation is just an acceptable byproduct.
I thought it was because of the Jewish tradition of temporary chastity, Nazare.
Oral sex is one of the nicest things you can do for thy neighbor - Jesus
Live, love, suck
A church near where I used to live had a sign up that said "free trips to heaven, details inside." And it always sounded like you'd walk in and just get executed immediately, they kept it up for the whole 2 week rotation (changed the sign every 2 weeks) and I loved every day or it
Like that scene in the Adams Family Values when they play "is there a god?"
That guy must have just finished installing a tile floor.
Finish me off on your knees and I’ll consider you a saint.
It just gets better and better the more you read it.